| Population | 17.772 billion |
| Capital | New North South Nomadistan City |
| Leader | Rashid al-Nomadi |
| Faith | Orthodox Secularism |
| Currency | Sand-dollar |
| Animal | Nomadistani Giant Moose |
The Nomadic Peoples of North South Nomadistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rashid al-Nomadi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.772 billion North South Nomadistanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New North South Nomadistan City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient North South Nomadistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,069 trillion Sand-dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,702 Sand-dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North South Nomadistan's national animal is the Nomadistani Giant Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Secularism.
North South Nomadistan is ranked 257,612th in the world and 5,363rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
North South Nomadistan, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : North South Nomadistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Food Quality, Most Stationary, Most Developed, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in North South Nomadistan, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : North South Nomadistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : North South Nomadistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in North South Nomadistan, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in North South Nomadistan, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in North South Nomadistan, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences.
- : North South Nomadistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : North South Nomadistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
